FUNNY,ENGLISH

In morning i do not eat because i think of you,

At noon i do not eat because i think of you,

In the evening i do not eat because i think of you,

At night i do not sleep because i am hungry...ha...ha...ha..

FUNNY

Devdas ke bapu ne kaha ghar chor do,

maa aur paro ne kaha ki sharab chor do,

par aap kp kisne kaha ki aap SMS karna chor do?

HINDI,FUNNY

Jaha dosti, waha pyar. Jaha pyar, waha ishq.

Jaha ishq, waha mohabat. Jaha mohabat, waha Judai.

Jaha judai, waha dard. Jaha dard, waha \"MOOV LAGALENA\",

MOOV Aa se aaha tak, bye tc

FUNNY

Mobile company m kaam krne wale

ek aadmi ko loos motion ho gaya.

to usne docter ko apni bimari kuch

aise explain ki- doctor saab subah

se \'outgoing\' m taklif ho rahi hai.

zyadatar miss call aa rahi hai subah

se nay nay ring tone baj rahe hai aur

Kabhi kabhi to vibration bhi hota hai...